Then you really feel like a redneck when your husband sends you a text during the convention that he found the perfect RV - it has an indoor running track.
But you know you're a red neck when you stop and think about what you are doing when you recieve that text from your husband:)
Trying to get the homemade birthday banner to stay draped across the sliding glass doors with a bungee cord.
Redneck birthday banner.(I think it's the bungee cord that makes it redneck) But what would a redneck do if the bungee cord keeps falling down??
While you are fixing the birthday banner your littlest one who is still in diapers is fixing his dumptruck - in his best redneck outfit - a droopy diaper!